I am currently kneeling in a patch of dust that has likely been undisturbed since 1977, holding a thermal leak detector in my left hand and a 0.05mm technical pen in my right. The pen is purely for comfort; I spent the morning testing every single drawing tool in my studio, scribbling frantic circles on vellum just to find the one that felt honest. I have this habit of needing the right instrument before I can diagnose a problem, and right now, the problem is that my new home is breathing in a way that makes me deeply uncomfortable.
The Lie of the Surface
Most people, when they close on a house, start by choosing paint swatches. They look at the 137 different shades of off-white and wonder if ‘Alabaster’ or ‘Swiss Coffee’ will better reflect their personality to the neighbors during a housewarming party. I understand the impulse. It’s the desire to mark territory, to overlay a fresh skin on a structure that belonged to someone else. But as an archaeological illustrator, I know that the surface is usually a lie. It’s a distraction meant to keep you from looking at the stratigraphy. If you want to know the health of a house, you don’t look at the crown molding. You go to the attic, you crawl into the damp dark of the foundation, and you look for the gaps where the house is losing its soul-and your money.
1. The Invisible Hierarchy
There is a peculiar hierarchy of repairs that no one tells you about during the inspection process. Your inspector might have pointed out a cracked tile or a leaking faucet, but they rarely talk about the invisible failures of the building envelope.
We are taught to prioritize the aesthetic because the aesthetic gives us an immediate hit of dopamine. Seeing a new backsplash is a victory you can photograph and post. Feeling a 7 percent increase in the efficiency of your HVAC system because you spent a weekend spray-foaming the rim joists is a quiet, lonely victory.
Truth: A house is a system of heat and fluid dynamics, not a gallery.
The Chimney Effect
I remember my first week in this place. I was obsessed with the floorboards. They are wide-plank oak, beautiful but scarred by 67 years of foot traffic. I wanted to sand them down immediately. I had even budgeted $2,107 for the rental equipment and the finish. But then, a cold front moved in. I sat in the living room and felt a breeze that didn’t come from a window. It came from the baseboards. It came from the light switches. It came from the very ‘bones’ of the house that the realtor had praised so highly. I realized then that my house was effectively an expensive chimney. Warm air was rising into the attic through 47 distinct bypasses-recessed lights, plumbing stacks, and the top plates of walls-and pulling cold, damp air from the crawlspace through the floorboards to replace it.
We spent nearly $777 on cans of expanding foam, weatherstripping, and mineral wool. My partner thought I was losing my mind. While the neighbors were installing smart doorbells, I was upside down in the crawlspace, sealing the penetrations where the copper pipes disappeared into the subfloor. I looked like a coal miner, covered in the grey silt of decades, but I was finding things. I found an old newspaper from 1987 wedged into a gap, a futile attempt by a previous owner to stop a draft. It was a beautiful piece of evidence-a desperate, low-tech solution to a high-tech physics problem.
Cosmetics vs. Integrity
This is where the real investment happens. If you focus on the cosmetics first, you are essentially putting a silk dress on a skeleton with pneumonia. You might look good for a season, but the structural rot remains. For instance, the attic. Most homeowners think insulation is a ‘set it and forget it’ feature. They see pink fiberglass batts and assume they are warm. But fiberglass is like a wool sweater; it doesn’t work if the wind is blowing right through it. You need a windbreaker. In house terms, that means air sealing. You have to find the holes where the house is leaking air into the sky. In my attic, I discovered that the previous owners had installed 17 different pot lights, none of which were airtight. Every time they turned on the furnace, they were essentially heating the neighborhood birds.
Attic Air Sealing Completion
88%
The Sink and The Fire Hazard
I’ve made mistakes, too. I’m not standing on a pedestal here. In my last home, I spent my entire renovation budget on a custom soapstone sink because I liked the way it felt under my thumb-very similar to the texture of a prehistoric clay shard. It was a magnificent sink. But I ignored the fact that the water heater was 27 years old and the electrical panel was a fire hazard waiting for a spark. Two months after the sink was installed, the water heater burst, ruining the custom cabinetry I’d built to hold that beautiful stone. I sat on the floor and cried, not for the money, but for my own vanity. I had chosen the pretty thing over the safe thing. I had failed the house.
Reading the Roofline
Now, I approach things differently. I look for the ‘unseen’ indicators of performance. I look at the way snow melts on the roof-if it melts in patches, I know there are heat leaks in the attic. I look at the dust patterns near the registers. I look at the utility bills not as a grievance, but as a data set. This is where a professional eye becomes invaluable. You can spend years guessing where your energy is going, or you can bring in someone who understands the house as a living, breathing organism. When I was deep in the weeds of my own structural anxiety, I found that looking toward experts like rickg energy changed the way I thought about ‘comfort.’ It isn’t just about the temperature on the thermostat; it’s about the velocity of air and the management of moisture.
The House is a Teacher of Priorities
I often think about my work as an illustrator. When I’m drawing a fragment of a Roman vessel, I don’t just draw the shape. I draw the inclusions in the clay-the tiny bits of grit and sand that tell you where the earth was dug. A house is the same. The ‘invisible’ problems-the lack of a vapor barrier in the crawlspace, the uninsulated ductwork in the garage, the 37-year-old furnace that hums like a dying hornet-these are the inclusions that define the reality of your living experience.
The Power of Tedium
If you are a new homeowner, I beg you: delay the kitchen remodel. The cabinets can wait. The ‘greige’ paint can wait. Instead, buy a high-quality flashlight and a pair of coveralls. Spend a Saturday in the places you’re afraid to go. Look for the daylight peeking through the eaves where it shouldn’t be. Feel for the cold air rushing around the dryer vent. There is a profound sense of peace that comes from knowing your home is sealed, tight, and efficient. It’s a quiet satisfaction, one that doesn’t show up in a 1:1 square crop on social media, but you will feel it in your bones when the first blizzard hits and your floors remain warm.
We currently have a list of 107 small tasks to complete before the winter settles in. Most of them involve caulking and gasket installation. It sounds tedious, and it is. It’s as tedious as stippling a shadow on a drawing of a limestone wall. But the result of that tedium is a true representation of the subject. The result of the homeowner’s tedium is a sanctuary that actually functions as one.
The Resilient Machine
I think back to my pens. I have 17 of them lined up on my desk now, all tested, all ready. I chose the one with the most consistent flow because I need to map out the ductwork in the basement. I’m going to find every leak, every poorly taped joint, and every vibration. My neighbors probably think I’m eccentric. They see me out there with my sensors and my notebooks, staring at the soffits for 27 minutes at a time. They are busy picking out patio furniture. But when the grid gets taxed and the temperatures drop to 7 degrees, I know whose house will be the quietest, the warmest, and the most resilient.
There is a specific kind of beauty in a well-functioning machine. A house is the most complex machine most of us will ever own, yet we treat it like a static box of stuff. We expect it to protect us without ever tending to its circulatory system. We ignore the 87 percent of its mass that exists behind the drywall. But the house remembers. It remembers every time you skipped the maintenance on the sump pump. It remembers the humidity you allowed to build up in the attic because you didn’t want to crawl over the joists to fix the fan.
Remediation later
Sealing now
Eventually, those invisible problems become very visible. They manifest as mold, as ice dams, as astronomical power bills, and as the subtle, grinding stress of living in a space that feels like it’s fighting you. I would rather spend my money now, in small $47 increments on sealant and tape, than spend $17,000 later on structural remediation. It’s a lesson in humility. It’s a lesson in looking beneath the surface.